*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this
What if a pregnancy test just said:
are you a dog? no ? goodbye
youre gonna look so goddamn cool
if you slut shame anyone you best believe i will call you out on it.
Step | Vampire Weekend
she’s richer than croesus
she’s tougher than leather
"i’m not ignoring you i just don’t know what to say to you" a film written, directed, produced by and starring me
The single best office prank, ever.
reblog with your personality types bolded, for your own reference, or for your followers to get to know you better!
zodiac: aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius, pisces
myers-briggs: istj, isfj, infj, intj, istp, isfp, infp, intp, estp, esfp, enfp, enfj, esfj, estj, esfj, enfj, entj, entp
the four temperaments: melancholic, phlegmatic, choleric, sanguine
enneagram: type one, type two, type three, type four, type five, type six, type seven, type eight, type nine
alignment: lawful good, neutral good, chaotic good, true neutral, lawful neutral, chaotic neutral, lawful evil, neutral evil, chaotic evil