*holds your hand* ha ha how’d that get there
dog for president. no wars. only tail wagging. and smiles. dog.
NOW THE NIGHTMARE’S REAL
NOW DOCTOR HORRIBLE IS HERE
TO MAKE YOU QUAKE WITH FEAR
TO MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD KNEEL
AND I WON’T FEEL
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
sir, will you please stop beatboxing and just tell me what you’d like to order
Kill the idea that naivety is an unforgivable flaw but cynicism is just wisdom, murder it, chop it up and serve it for dinner, I don’t care, just end this bullshit idea that it’s better to hate than to love and better to rot in miserable bitter resignation than to hope for the best.
no need to thank me
your credit card will do