trying to train a weak pokemon and it faints so you bring in your strongest pokemon and absolutely murder them in revenge
dogs aren’t too complicated but they think they are comics
*12 year old voice* i know who you like
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies
"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.
A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.