Cindy. Sometimes I do things. .
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officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* ha ha how’d that get there

Aladdin Sane.

breakfastburritoe:

dog for president. no wars. only tail wagging. and smiles. dog.

Raúl Esparza in Pushing Daisies 1x03 

randomnessosityism:

NOW THE NIGHTMARE’S REAL

NOW DOCTOR HORRIBLE IS HERE

TO MAKE YOU QUAKE WITH FEAR

TO MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD KNEEL

AND I WON’T FEEL

a thing

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

lamapalooza:

sir, will you please stop beatboxing and just tell me what you’d like to order

marypsue:

Kill the idea that naivety is an unforgivable flaw but cynicism is just wisdom, murder it, chop it up and serve it for dinner, I don’t care, just end this bullshit idea that it’s better to hate than to love and better to rot in miserable bitter resignation than to hope for the best.

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

dulect:

no need to thank me

your credit card will do